Here are a few I'd like to add to the pile:
- I will not apply to be on a reality show. Heck, I won't even watch a reality show!
- I will not follow directions blindly, especially when I really do know better.
- I will not add fried chicken and Budweiser to my diet.
- I will not read tabloids, except to scan the covers while waiting in line at the grocery-store checkout.
- I will not buy anything featured on a late-night TV commercial.
- I will not take up the banjo or the accordion.
- I will not knit anything out of my "pet peeve" yarns.
I'm still too much of a newbie knitter to swear off any techniques just yet, though some appeal more to me than others. We'll see what happens when I get there.
Anyway, happy New Year, all, and have fun keeping all your unresolutions for 2005.
2 comments:
Fried chicken and budweiser mmmmm :)
Wait a minute...not even a reality knitting show? Think about it...a group of knitters are locked up in a yarn shop for a week. The goal is to follow some complex set of directions to create some magnificant garment. Of course some knitters will try to sabotage others. We'll all take sides. We get to vote someone out every night. Someone will get stabbed with a poisoned knitting needle. Doesn't this sound like great fun?
Sharon (Knitknacks)
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